http://iamsuchajerk.tumblr.com/post/83074656693/i-just-counted-the-boys-ive-kissed-in-my-head-and

iamsuchajerk:

I just counted the boys I’ve kissed in my head and I think I had been miscounting before and leaving someone out bc it’s like

1. L
2. P
3. K
4. A
5. C
6. J
7. K
8. M
9. A
10. Z
11. J

But I always thought it was 10 and I think I left out the person who ruined my life because I never…

This is shorter than the list of guys I’ve blown. Don’t be ashamed. You go, Glenn Coco. You go.