hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

(Source: sigurrossgeller, via darlingdearestdied)

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

(via darlingdearestdied)

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via olkoth)